Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Macy's to middle school bands: no parade for you

Sorry, kids. We know you've been practicing Jingle Bells since the first day of school, and we know your parents just spent an insane amount of money on a special parade uniform. But none of that matters to us. We're more interested in profits. So we'll be replacing you with three additional Macy's floats. Shop on!

Update: Well, it appears Macy's changed it's mind less than a day after making their misguided decision. The middle school bands will get to participate in Portland's Thanksgiving Day Parade after all.

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